As we all come back to campus from Christmas break, we probably have something new. While inevitably someone received a brand new BMW for Christmas, most of us at least received an ugly sweater or a Pepperidge Farms sausage-and-cheese gift set. Don’t worry about this inequality though; the University has it all taken care of. They have gift-wrapped a brand-new tuition increase for all of us, so no one feels left out! Isn’t that so thoughtful?

The UNC Wonderful Board of Trustees has requested a two percent increase in tuition...